Coffee, Chocolate, Dieting and Office Themed Magnets

Retro humor magnets using 1950s vintage ads.

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""Exercise" is a dirty word. Go wash your mouth out with chocolate!" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Because chocolate can't get you pregnant" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Because Chocolate doesn’t leave a wet spot" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile." magnet Our price: $4.00 "Does my fat ass make my ass look fat?" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Drink coffee; do stupid things faster with more energy" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Espresso! Euphoria without the unsightly track marks" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Give the dangerous bitch her chocolate" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I am only as strong as the coffee I drink & the hairspray I use" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose on fire" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I only work here for coffee, doughnuts and hot office gossip" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I only work here for the bitchy little cat fights and free company donuts" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I was on a diet for a month and lost 30 days" magnet Our price: $4.00 "I was put on this planet to shop for new shoes and to consume massive amounts of chocolate products" Magnet Our price: $4.00 "It's not easy pretending to work this hard all day long" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Men are like coffee The best ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night long" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Please God - If you can't make me thin..make my friends fat!" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Save the Earth--it's our only source of chocolate" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Stressed is desserts spelled backwards" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame" magnet Our price: $4.00 "Uh-oh! Mommy's on a diet and we're all gonna die!" magnet Our price: $4.00